Divorce Quotes Funny

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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

Marriage is like a deck of cards: in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you just wish you had a club and a spade.

Divorce is expensive

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Divorce – If at first you don't succeed at marriage, divorce, divorce again!"

Divorce – My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!

A lot of people have asked me how short I am.

Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

Divorce is like a rollercoaster…

One minute you're up, the next you're down. And sometimes you just want to throw up.

Happy ever after. Is finally over!

Divorce is like taking a refreshing dip in a pool of broken dreams

Did you have a 'Divorce Party' Or celebrate in another way?

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